Let’s cut to the chase: fictional detectives love their booze. And after a long night of dodging hoods and busting crooks, who wouldn’t want a stiff drink?
Thankfully, you don’t have to hit the streets to drink with the best of them. So don that tan trench coat and crack open the liquor cabinet. Here are a few of our favorite detective cocktail recipes to put you in the sleuthing mood.
1. Philip Marlowe's Gimlet
Raymond Chandler’s quick-talking gumshoe Philip Marlowe drinks down this cocktail in the opening scenes of The Long Goodbye, alongside a shifty barfly by the name of Terry Lennox. While Lennox clearly spells trouble, Marlowe stays for another round, as the Gimlet goes down like gangbusters.
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• 2 oz gin
• 1 oz lime juice
Pour gin and lime juice in a mixing glass filled with ice. Stir well and strain into a chilled old-fashioned glass. Garnish with lime.
2. Nick and Nora Charles' Bronx
Dashiell Hammett’s lush crime solving sweethearts from New York City in The Thin Man share a love for snappy dialogue and copious amounts of alcohol. This speakeasy cocktail is the perfect compliment to a mysterious night out on the town.
• 1 1/2 oz gin
• 1/2 oz sweet vermouth
• 1/2 oz dry vermouth
• 1 oz orange juice
Combine ingredients in a shaker. Shake well and strain into a cocktail glass. Garnish with an orange peel.
3. Sam Spade's A Reasonable Amount of Trouble
Hammett’s second creation, the moody San Francisco sleuth Sam Spade from The Maltese Falcon, is the exact opposite of Nick and Nora; he is gruff, rough, and an absolute loner. Nevertheless, this icy PI shares one thing in common with the fun-loving couple—a definite love of drink. Nashville’s Patterson House created a cocktail in honor of beloved gumshoe. [via Pursuit Magazine]
• 2 oz spiced rum
• 1/4 oz Lyle’s golden syrup
• 7 drops lime bitters
• 1 dash Peychaud’s Bitters
• Mezcal-rinsed glass
Combine Lyle’s, rum, and lime bitters in a mixing glass with ice. Stir and strain over ice-filled glass that has been rinsed with Creme de Mezcal. Add a dash of Peychaud’s and zest with orange peel.
4. James Bond's Vesper Martini
James Bond is no stranger to martinis and this truly unique mixed drink is the best of the bunch. Bond creates the cocktail on the spot in Casino Royale, Ian Fleming’s first installment in the beloved spy series. The drink is named after 007’s love interest in the novel, the alluring Vesper Lynd.
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• 1/2 oz Lillet blanc
• 3 oz gin
• 1 oz vodka
Combine ingredients in an ice-filled shaker. Shake and strain into a cocktail glass. Garnish with a twist of lemon. Makes 2 martinis.
5. Rust Cohle's Rust-y Nail
Fans of True Detective know that Rust Cohle is no stranger to the bottle. And while there’s no question that the solitary detective would prefer a six pack of Lone Star over some extravagant cocktail, this sweet and smoky Bourbon street treat from Brooklyn Magazine would surely catch his eye.
• 1 1/2 oz bourbon
• 3/4 oz Drambuie
• Lemon twist for garnish
Pour bourbon and Drambuie into an old-fashioned glass filled with ice. Stir well. Garnish with the lemon twist.
6. Kurt Wallander's Irish Coffee
Henning Mankell’s brooding Swedish detective can often be found contemplating his case with a glass of straight whiskey and an opera record on repeat. Nevertheless, we feel a warm and caffeinated cocktail would do wonders for the obsessive detective–especially on those long and lonely Scandinavian nights in Faceless Killers.
• 1 cup freshly brewed hot coffee
• 1 tbsp brown sugar
• 1 1/2 oz whiskey
• Heavy cream, slightly whipped
Pour hot coffee into a warmed mug. Add brown sugar and stir until completely dissolved. Blend in whiskey. Top with whipped heavy cream by pouring over the back of a spoon.
7. Inspector Jules Maigret's The Corpse Reviver #2
Georges Simenon’s persistent Inspector Magritte from The Shadow Puppet always seems to find time for a quick bite and fine drink at a French cafe while cracking each case. This smooth cognac cocktail is the perfect treat for a determined detective with a highly refined palate.
• 1 oz gin
• 1 oz Cointreau orange liqueur
• 1 oz Lillet blanc
• 1 dash of absinthe
Combine ingredients in an ice-filled shaker. Shake well and strain into a chilled cocktail glass.
8. Sherlock Holmes' Chilled Black Tea Toddy
Many are astonished to discover Sherlock Holmes’ complicated history with substance abuse–cocaine and morphine use appears throughout Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes. Thankfully, the brilliant British detective had a taste for far less illicit vices as well. This smoky tea-infused cocktail is the perfect to sip while contemplating the mysteries of the foggy city streets.
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• 1 1/2 oz single-malt Scotch
• 2 oz chilled brewed Lapsang souchong tea
• 1 oz honey syrup
• 3/4 oz fresh lemon juice
Pour ingredients into a mixing glass. Stir well and strain into an ice-filled glass.
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